Love is Brutal

Gaiz! Gaiz!

2009-11-16T20:40:18Z

I totes just moved journals cuz I'm a dick and stuff.

Re-add me plz?

orzipan

Danke :)

(Also, sorry for just adding people like only a day ago and now doing this- FML, sorry!)

Another~

2009-11-12T23:25:05Z

ANON MEME

Jumpin' on this here bandwagon

2009-11-12T21:29:49Z

1- Always release a troll in the dungeon- it’s where they least suspect it to appear.
2- It is always acceptable to punch Denmark.
3- It is also always acceptable to cuddle Iceland and demand he calls me brother.
4- It is never acceptable to not be fabulous.
5- Requesting Ice Ice Baby at the restaurant on Iceland’s birthday will never get old.
6- Trolls are not good lovers.
7- That is what the kraken is for instead.
8- Denmark talks like he has a potato in his throat. No argument.
9- Wear your teeny weeny with pride.
10- Take pride in the fact that at least you’re not as gay as Sweden.
11- Hairpins are what make a man.
12- My hat is cool. No matter what other people say.
13- It is always acceptable to push Denmark out of a boat if he gets to close when fishing.
14- It is always funny to glare at England and watch him squirm.
15- Iceland must be protected at all costs.
16- Especially from Denmark.
17- Upon knowledge of a new bar opening in either of our countries it is absolutely of paramount importance that they get a poster with Iceland’s photo on saying, “DO NOT SERVE THIS BOY WITH ALCOHOL”
18- Masturbation is for sinners.
19- Which is why you get someone else to do it for you.
20- When one has an idiot like Denmark to drive you everywhere obtaining a driving license is not important.
21- Even from the bottom, one must top.
22- Faking an orgasm is the key to success.
23- Puppy eyes are only to be used in extreme cases of urgency.
24- If puppy eyes fail- send in the trolls.
25- Trolling livejournal and then blaming it on an ACTUAL is always the best option.
26- Even if everyone doesn’t believe he exists.
27- Start dieting tomorrow.
28- Even though I’m not fat.
29- Also stop hunting/eating whale tomorrow.
30- Stick to these “tomorrow I will…”s for once.
31- It is always perfectly acceptable to punch Denmark in the cock in public.
32- As is it equally acceptable to feel him up in order to get what I want.
33- Cockteasing is also a key to success.
34- Love thine self. Which I do.
35- Be more fabulous than Poland without him realising it.
36- A witty name is the key to a good female alter ego.
37- Norgina is a beautiful name.
38- Unlike Denine.
39- Fairies are manly.
40- They just don’t understand.
41- Never attempt to teach someone magic again.
42- Look what happened with England…
43- It is not acceptable to get drunk with Denmark, sail to England and pretend you’re having a raid.
44- Nor is it acceptable to forget what you’re doing there in the first place and have sex on his front lawn.
45- It is never acceptable to have sex with Denmark. Ever.
46- Ever.
47- I don’t need the EU. Nor does Iceland.
48- My butt NEVER looks big in jeans. It just looks bootylicious.
49- It is always, always acceptable to stand outside of Denmark’s window at 3AM and play Fairytale loudly on the violin to rub salt into his fresh Eurovision wounds.
50- ~~I won’t say I’m in love.~~ It’s fun to wear dresses and watch men fall at my feet at bars.
51- Even if one of those said men is always Denmark.

I'M ON A MEME

2009-11-08T17:15:36Z

DRAWME!

Stealing this from Niyin because she's cool

2009-11-06T17:35:20Z

I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT...

Anyone wanna be my BFF jill and buy me these doujins?

2009-10-30T13:16:21Z

/sob

I want them so badly but don't know how to go about getting one.

I'm getting there... I'm getting there...

2009-10-29T20:13:21Z

So I heard that some people were demanding a fic version of disu shitto. Here it is, then ;-;
I'll upload it in bits and bobs :)

***

‘So erm… I think there’s a meal going on at 6 o’clock at wagamamas…’ Canada pipes up.

‘Where’s that?’ a couple of people ask him.

‘Er… I think they said Piccadilly?’

A small amount of squawking between the other nations present yields little to no results and is only vaguely settled when Denmark produces a small, IKEA sponsored, tube map out and spends 10 minutes searching for anything that looks vaguely like “Piccadilly” on the list.

Upon figuring out where they need to go and how to get there the most unusual group,( Prussia, America, S. Italy, England, Canada, Denmark, N. Italy, Igiko, another America and some anons) set off in search of central London via the underground in the hopes that they’re heading in the correct direction.

***

More London Things

2009-10-28T00:09:11Z

These are a few of our adventures~

Friday night:

Prussia and Denmark crashing a party a mile up the road to try and find Canada.
Canada not answering their phone or replying to messages.
Canada had fallen asleep in a corridor which is why they didn't reply.
Made friends with an Italy.

Saturday:

Prussia nearly kills Poland.
Canada nearly kills Poland.
England nearly kills Poland.
Poland is somehow not killed.
WE FUCKING LOVED THAT WALL.
Prussia being cut in front of in line by The Mask.
Canada, England, Denmark and Prussia spend 2 hours waiting in line to go in only to leave 10 minutes later.
Canada feels ill so we form a protective ball in a corner next to subway.
Poland is still not dead.
A decision on time is made of when to go to the hetalia meet dinner.
Nobody knows where it is.
Denmark ends up being the one to take charge and work out the route to the restaurant.

Tube:

MIND THE FUCKING GAP.
PRESS THE GREEN BUTTON IN CASE OF EMERGENCY.
Pan must not spit in butts on trains.
Prussia gets on the wrong train and is never seen of again (may or may not have become Mr. BlueBeerman)
We get on the wrong train.
Get off.
Only to realise we were right and run back on again.

Meal:

Prussias order the exact same food.
Porn talk.
Spitting in butts.
Musical tables!
Denmark cannot get any food he enjoys and has to have his order taken 3 separate times.
Denmark prevents Canada from buying booze by offering them porn instead.
N.Italy makes England cry by calling them Welsh.
Canada pokes England in the face on a train to make sure they're still alive.
Prussia cannot get off the train.
England lives!
Canada reads porn on a train.
Denmark again attempts the spitting of butts.
General lulz.
N.Italy, Prussia, America, England Canada and Denmark all go to Denmark and Prussia's place to watch a movie

MR. BLUEBEERMAN.

Movie:

Prussia decides to watch Goodbye Lennin (Goodbye Lemon in Danish)
Canada gets trapped in his own clothing in the bathroom.
Denmark eats all the haribo he likes then gives away the ones he doesn't.
Prussia goes on Denmark's laptop and nearly exposes his porn.
America and Canada crash for the night.
Denmark gets in the bunk bed and bangs his head several times.
Denmark is in pain. Nobody notices.
Canada falls asleep during Borat in England's lap, trapping England down.
Denmark comes up with the solution to roll Canada on his side to let England up... Canada wakes up confused and is convinced it's 3AM instead of 12.30
N.Italy gets confused about what side of Germany the film is about.
Denmark is sent down the hotel's corridor at 12.30 in his Butterfly/I love dinosaurs pajamas to fetch an extra blanket.
Prussia presses every button in the elevator as he leave.
America crashes on the floor.

...

I'll add sunday when I can think of things to put ;3;

London London London Silly Cosplay Times ;3;

2009-10-27T13:45:46Z

America/Ronald McDonald = OTP

WE FUCKING LOVED THAT WALL!

Prussia reminds us all about safety on the underground.

'And then Sweden turns around to me and says "Sp't 'n m'butt"!'
'Oh god, Aunt Finland why are you telling me these things ;A;'>

Truly the only people that can point us in the correct direction are the comibined minds of two Prussias.

Finnair as advertised by Finland himself.

Finland and Italy enjoy some porn on the tube.

Something reminded Prussia about Fritz...

Once again Prussia was sobbing on the floor... and then jointly claimed in the name of Iceland, Japan and Vimto.

Japapapapan

Poland and Liet

Ice ice, baby.

Puff puff!

After several hours of "OMG, OMG, OMG, TOTALLY~!" Poland was murdered by the rest of the nations present.

Cowboy Iceland, Raver Finland and Japan. Ohmy.

insert flailing here

2009-10-12T08:12:38Z

IFUCKING LOVE ALPHABEAT.

That is all.

OMAI

2009-10-08T21:28:00Z

A story from my friend's classics class:

Cathy (the teacher): Nobody writes about the pain of love as wonderfully as Virgil~
Random girl #3463: You've obviously never read Twilight.

Brb an heroing over people thinking it's right to compare SMEYER to VIRGIL.

Don't mind me; Just hoppin' on his hur bandwagon~

2009-09-23T19:02:09Z

THE FAIL MEME

Just married~

2009-09-02T23:40:02Z

DAMN U MUSU FOR SENDING ME THIS ;-;

http://j.photos.cx/married-051.jpg

I LOL'D AND BUHYOOOOO'D SO HARD!

Cry moar, Pan.

2009-09-01T21:24:49Z

Winchester : 3 1/2 hours away from home and no one else I know is going there, but it's my dream university... yet it's so awkward to get too ;-;
Website: http://www.winchester.ac.uk/

Chester: 1 1/4 away from home and I know quite a few people there, like my best friend from college. I actually know the area kid of well too...
Website: http://www.chester.ac.uk/

Sheffield: 1hr20 away and even if I don't know anyone there I have R to hold my hand whenever I get lost and can rescue me ;-;
Website: http://www.shu.ac.uk/

Keele: 30 minutes away by car and I could just get the bus to there if I chose to stay at home. I know half the students there but everyone I know that goes there says it's gone terrible these last few years.
Website: http://www.keele.ac.uk/

Manchester Metropolitan: Same distance as Keele and I know plenty of people there too... but again; I hear it's not the best place to go and I do really want to leave home ;-;
Website: http://www.mmu.ac.uk/

Winchester is totes my first choice but... ARGHHHHHHH- SO HARD TO GET TO! ;-;

View Poll: HALP ME MAKE A DECISION HERE

I NEED TO APPLY TO THESE IN 2 WEEKS AND I'M ONLY NOW SUDDENLY HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT MY CHOICES, GDIT SELF!

BRB MELTDOWN ;-;

Dear Flist,

2009-09-01T17:04:18Z

I love you all ♥

And I want to send you all silly little things like trinkets and DVDs in the mail ;3;

I propose a challenge.

2009-08-28T00:41:52Z

Describe me in one line ;3;

I can also assure you that there is a reason for this.

;-;

2009-08-26T11:54:45Z

Jumps on the bandwagon

2009-08-19T17:05:31Z

ANON MEME

^~Click it~^

2posts1day/Spamalot

2009-08-13T22:29:08Z

SPAM POST ROUND 2

Since I'll be gone for the weekend once again and partying hard with R and Fin I leave ye all with yet another one of these bad boys~

Leave pictures, gifs, porn, badfic, goodfic, other things of interest to entertain me when I get back ;3;
Ilu and will miss you all. Farvel until Sunday ♥

I went to the park :D

2009-08-13T22:15:43Z

So today I went up town to get a diary for writing my work dates and other important meeting date things in~ and bumped into one of my aunts and cousins that I haven't seen for almost a year :'D

And my other aunty was going to the park by our house and I was supposed to meet them so the other aunt decided to come and we all played nicely with the animals *feels five again*

I haven't been to that park since I cut through it to get to a friend's house 2 years ago- THEY NOW HAVE LLAMAS!! :D

Llama~

Some piglets fresh from the womb! The sign said they were born only 2 weeks ago- so fucking cute *__*

Chickens were allowed to roam free...

Which lead... to this:

(WHY YES I AM EASILY ENTERTAINED)

A bunbun:

And a sheepy weepy~

And because the anon meme has srsly affected me... these next pictures are dedicated to nickelodeon ;3;

And in work related news:

- Danish bread is now down a further 5p to 80p (srsly... wtf r u doin' with ur bread, denny?)
- Someone will always steal the piece of freshly baked bread you were eying up for your dinner break.
- I never realised how much I hate people (who work in the shop, not customers- they're forgivable) that put items in the WRONG place. F.U WHOEVER WAS ON BEFORE ME. F.U.
- (And it also turned out that the diary I bought was for 2010, orz.)

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I feel the need to share the sheer WTFery of this evening so that I can look back here and laugh

2009-08-12T22:05:43Z

I just spent... an hour and a half on a wander with my good friend Mitchel. Simple enough, ja?
We get back to mine and because we didn't feel like separating just yet we decided to sit on the wall of my garden steps and chat.

We're discussing worldly things (Pokémon, Harry Potter's penis, people that look like fireplaces etc.) when this... man stumbles up to us from nowhere (keep in mind that this was at 10.30 here so it's in the dark) and asks where we were... it goes down like this;

Man: Excuse me... what street is this?
Me: Winchester.
Mitch: Yeah, you're on Winch.
Man: Am I? *pulls out phone and checks something* Ohhh, I know where I am now, cheers!
Me: It's fine.
Mitch: No problem, mate.
Man: *pulls out a tin contraption that looks like a touch screen phone*
Me & Mitch: *looking at each other like "why is he still here?!"
Man: Want a faaaaaaag? *offers a tin of roll up*
Me: No thanks...
Mitch: We don't smoke.
Man: Oh alright then!
Man: *Still there!*
Man: *Struggling with something in his pocket*
Me & Mitch: Try to continue our conversation.
Man: AHA! *Pulls out a can of strongbow (cider) from his back pocket! and starts mumbling to us about something and then about the street formation*
Me & Mitch: 'K...
Man: *Pulls out another contraption and suddenly... ~WEEEOOWEEEOOOWEEOOWEEOOOOOOO~*
Me & Mitch: OMG it's a rape alarm! He's gonna wake up half the fucking street! *containing laughter and rage*
Man: Ah, alright. Thanks for the help, kids... *Shakes our hands?*
*Minute pause*
Mitch: ... I feel like I've just been violated for some reason.
Me: *BURSTS OUT LAUGHING*

I'm not even joking... I was on the floor in the middle of my street, curled up in a fit of laughter.
Good times... good times indeed.

:)

Spam me, bitchez

2009-07-24T01:32:33Z

~OBLIGATORY SPAM POST!~

Farewell, my loves! I am off to Blackpool for a weekend of transexuals, high tides and penis shaped lolly pops.
I shall miss you all very muchly, so keep on truckin' away until I get back! ;3;

So I leave you with this spam post!

I expect lots of random crap/porn/badfic/other when I get back on Sunday, you lovely bunch of whores <3!

Halp me stop ;A;

2009-07-22T20:41:02Z

Your Livejournal zombie attack.

LiveJournal Username

The name of your zombie infested home town.

Your zombie killing weapon of choice.

How much do zombies scare you?

Oh noes!!11 A zombie! What do you do?

Blasting zombies left and right with a freaking twelve guage. What do you think?

nickelodeon

Curled into a fetal position crying their eyes out.

orzeszki

Is pwning some zombies with Don't Stop Me Now playing in the background.

odifen

Is sitting at home watching CNN and eating ice cream.

cher_arlequin

Get ripped to pieces by the zombies. Bummer.

noonish

Is the zombie king who you must destroy to end the zombie menace.

orzeszki

Number of zombies you decapitate.

261

Chances you survive the zombie swarm.

90%

This Fun Quiz created by Rob at BlogQuiz.Net

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Your Livejournal Final Fantasy.
LiveJournal Username
Who is your favorite Final Fantasy hero?
Inversely, who is your favorite Final Fantasy villain?
What is your weapon of choice?
Moogles or Chocobo?
So, wanna go camp Valkurm Emperor then go farm beehive chips in Giddeus?

Angsty hero with pointy hair and a MYSTERIOUS PAST.	yuuago
Main hero's romantic interest that can summon stuff!	sirenspammer
The diminuitive Black Mage. BLACK MAGES RAWK.	rinbo
The rough and tumble airship captain!	noonish
Uh ohes! COMIC RELIEF! No one likes your character.	ohmeer
The strong but silent ninja who only has three lines.	orzeszki
The extremely hyper girl that can talk with animals and crap.	rinbo
Angry goth with a ten foot katana who wants to use the power of the planet to become a god	noonish


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I AM WEAK AND THEREFORE GAVE IN TO DOING THIS THING ;A;

2009-07-22T20:12:54Z

❝which 'dere' are you ?❞

SUPER SEXY BAD BUTT SEX FIC

2009-07-21T01:52:31Z

Dedicated to the sexy people in chat because of this picture: http://j.photos.cx/wtrudoin-482.jpg

Norway was an average sleeper, neither light nor heavy, somewhere in the middle… so when Iceland crept into his room one hot summer evening, which was why Norway was sleeping above the covers, he didn’t feel Iceland slide his pyjama bottoms down to around his knees, nor was he woken by the sound of Iceland’s heavy breathing or the sound of his beating himself off to full mast followed by the all too familiar sound of a condom wrapper being opened by teeth.

What did wake Norway however was the feeling of cold gel pressing against his crack and unknown fingers working themselves against his asshole. Norway’s eyes fluttered as he woke up and then he rolled over on his side only to see his beloved brother panting heavily and lining his dick up, wrapped in a sparkly condom, against his butt.

Norway’s eyes went wide and he started at his brother in shock and his mouth opened and shut like a fish;

“Excuse me but… what the fuck are you doing?” Norway squeaked out, still not quite believing what was happening to him. Iceland didn’t look up, kept his eyes on the prize, and rested a comforting hand on Norway’s pert buttock.

“It’s cool, Bro, I got this. I lived with Denmark for a while so I totally know the ropes.”

Norway didn’t have time to say much else as he was too distracted by Iceland pushing his sparkly dick all the way in.